Trying To Get Dry

Trying to get dry after the rain,
Is incredibly difficult, almost a pain,
Especially when dealing with someone insane,
A cleaning lady who really needs to crane,
Her neck in when talking to guests,
All I wanted was to get dressed,
Get out my wets and into my dry,
Even when naked it’s lucky I’m not shy,
Though to stand next to me as I do,
Isn’t the nicest while in the male loo,