Highs & Lows of the Algarve

While riding along the Algarve coast we see,
How they live from town to town is different we guarantee,
Some absolutely beautiful and perfectly manicured scenes,
Three miles is enough to turn it to gardens of plastic & figurines,
Then a pothole the size of a small car nearly swallowed me going into a roundabout,
Screaming to Kelly in hope she manages to avoid, luckily she did and we got out,
Onwards to our camp by the beach and a very strange set of rules,
No bikes on site, we park outside only to find scooters in, seems they’re total tools.